Pets

And thou shall have dominion over all the beasts—except, of course, for cats.

Cats always know just how you’re feeling…They don’t care, but they know.

Cats are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. –Roger Caras

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. –Roger Caras

Dogs come when you call… Cats take a message and get back to you!

Dogs think they’re human and cats think they’re GOD!

Every life should have nine cats.

God, please help me be the person my dog thinks I am.

I got a cat for my husband…I think that was a fair trade.

I had to get rid of my husband…the cat was allergic.

I may not be perfect but, My dog loves me.

It’s really the cat’s house—we just pay the mortgage.

Missing: Husband and Cat! $200 Reward for the Cat!

The more people I meet…The more I love my cat.

We had to get rid of the kids…the cat was allergic.

We had to get rid of the kids…the dog was allergic.