Age

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Age is just a number.  Mine is unlisted.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. –Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't worry about wrinkles, they're just antique smiles

Dreaming of aches and pains I’d like to loose

Growing by leaps and bounds

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart

I intend to live forever…so far, so good.

I only golf on days that end in Y.

I’m not getting old, I just need to be repotted.

I'm entering my metallic years.  Silver in my hair, Gold in my teeth and Lead in my bottom!

Seen it, done it, can’t remember most of it.

The secret is to become wise before you get old!

With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown. –Chinese Proverb

You don't quit playing when you get old.  You get old when you quit playing

You know you're over the hill when happy hour means naptime

Young at heart, Slightly older in other places.